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You Know You've Been Wormed When...
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- You say "Oh dear" on your deathbed...
- You say nothing but Worm phrases.
- You replace all religious symbols in your house with The Wooden Angular Giraffe.
- You are fluent in many languages, and you can spontaneously change accent for no apparent reason.
- You take loads of weapons wherever you go, but where you put them is nobody's business...
- When you visit a sheep farm, you get an urge to "launch" them!
- You actually utter the phrase "Oi Nutter!" in everyday speech.
- You stop attacking people from foreign countries because they speak in broken English.
- You start starching a rope so you can swing over something without any slack.
- You can constantly ram your head on a wall and stand up later.
- Someone you know starts pestering you, and you turn to your Granny for use as a tactical weapon.
- You actually try to skip a 'zooka shell across a lake.
- You have access to a bazooka, and you can fire it without any kickback.
- You can fire a bazooka at point-blank range and walk away from it.
- You practice backflipping from a standing start.
- Your hands can be absorbed into your body at will.
- Someone (you think his name is Mike) loaned you a radio tranceiver and drops off carpets from the sky whenever you radio him.
- You've ever used the phrase "BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE CONCRETE ONE!" in an argument.
- You actually own a concrete donkey lawn ornament.
- You attached a cape to a sheep and let 'im loose!
- You try to ninja rope the sky, explaining that it is "A cavern"
- When someone says "BSE: Mad cow desease" you totally get the wrong idea.
- You think the Star Wars movies are an inspiration to how you should live your life..
- You speak in a really cute voice..Which is actually a very slow voice speeded up to make it sound cute...
- You believe the french national anthem is a sure sign of impending doom.
- You constantly asked for type-in cheats for W:A even though you're pretty damned sure there are none.
- You have a tendancy to randomly blow yourself up with the words "Oh dear!" or "bye-bye".
- You make up boring charts like "You Know You've Been Wormed When...".
- You post on Worms message boards.
- You visit every worms site no matter how crappy it is.
- You have the worms desktop theme even though it's a load of sh*t.
- When you watch a hockey game, at sudden death, you construct an ark saying that there is going to be a terrible flood.
- You start singing the Wormsong when your Music teacher asks you to sing the national anthem.
- You make loads of molotov cocktails and throws them into peoples houses.
- You take a space helmet from Nasa and try to jump over Grand Canyon.
- When somebody asks you to draw a picture of a lovely landscape, you turn your computer on and takes a screen shot of the hell landscape.
- When a priest asked you if you've ever been a scapegoat, you admit you've been using the Fiddler and/or Jon Skeet's W:A Backup to get all weapons.
- Whenever you find a toy bazooka, you try to put a sheep in there.
- When the funeral parlor asks for how you want your grandma's grave to look like, you say "like worm.bmp".
- When he says in a suspicious tone that it's not availible you scream "You haven't got the patch?".
- When somebody says "Hello" you replies with a sarcastic comment like "Hi, mr. Wannabe".
- When your class visits the science center, you steal a jetpack, fly over the Atlantic and fall into the sea.
- When somebody asks you which are the Picasso, Michelangelo and Cezanne nowadays, you answer Otorp, RoadMaster and PPower.
- When you hear somebody cough, you say "Watch out for skun'ks and radioactive things".
- You giggle "hehe" all the day.
- You're caught by the SPCA strapping explosives to sheep.
- Same scenerio but this time they catch you injecting cows with rabies and steroids.
- You're afraid of wide open spaces cause you're sure the second you go into one you'll be hit by an airstrike.
- You slam your tv controller on the ground and mutter about faulty teleporters.
- You get thrown in the loony bin for throwing bananas at people.
- You have a tendency to push people off of cliffs.
- The last time you saw a salvation army person you ran away screaming.
- You avoid nursing homes for fear of old women.
- Youve landed in the hospital more than once for swinging around on ropes.
- Your neighbors don't come around anymore because the last one that came over stepped on a landmine.
- You've tried pushing game producers out of airplanes to see them blow up on impact.
- The last time you saw a pigeon flying your way you fainted.
- You're still not allowed into NewYork anymore since you flew past the mayor's house and dropped a bunch of sheep on it after setting them on fire.
- You figure that earthquakes won't cause any damage to the ground.
- You figure that all a Nuclear Bomb will do is rise water.
- You fear carpet stores.
- You fear cattle ranches.
- You stay away from small crates with question marks on them for fear of them being booby trapped.
- You've ever strapped a red bandana on your head and jumped forward, expecting to go Kamikazie yourself.
- You own an army of sheep and cows, which you plan on using to conquer the world.
- You actually believed W:A was coming for C64/128 and the Speccy.
- You actually believed Hasbro would release W:A at the end of May.
- You still believe in Hasbro.
- You stop hunting moles in your garden for fear of retaliation.
- The local antique shop is mad at you for attempting to use their Ming Vases as tactical weapons.
- You expect sticks of dynamite to stand on end until they explode.
- You don't bury your landmines.
- You strap dynamite to pigeons with the plan of launching them from a bazooka.
- You design your own grave stone.
- You name your kids after your team names in Worms.
- You argue about the possibilty of teleportation and flying sheep.
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